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Piers Cawley Practices Punditry

Mmm... special! 2

Posted by Piers Cawley Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:20:00 GMT

Some months ago, I ordered a pizza from Papa John’s using their web interface (I’m not proud, I’ll admit to the occasional need for junk food). The pizza was terrible (since then I’ve only ever used them for a satsifying late night cravings for Ben and Jerry’s when I can’t be arsed to go to the all night Tesco’s).

They still send me junk email. Today’s took the cake:

<pre> To: Piers Cawley <pdcawley@bofh.org.uk> Subject: Papa John's - Make your mum's day

Make your mum’s Day
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Make mum feel special this weekend, buy any pizza and get another
up to the same size and value HALF PRICE

Only one online offer per order

Because nothing says “you’re special” like a half price Papa John’s pizza.

You what?

Posted by Piers Cawley Fri, 07 Oct 2005 13:14:00 GMT

Look, I know that the US is a strange, God-ridden country, but surely God told me to do it is still the last refuge of the serial killer and not a sound basis for foreign policy.



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